I noticed that I'm actually getting some page views! In total, I've amassed about 65 views!
I am registered under Monetise, some weird way to make money via this blog. It pretty much just multiplies some number by the amount of page views I get and I make the end result. So far... I've made $0.01! MAN, I'M LIVING HIGH ON THE HOG!
But out of all seriousness, for all of those who are human and reading my stuff, thanks a lot!
So, I took a look at my sources. Obviously, one of them is Newsclip. Every time I post a new article, I post it there, so I get a little bit of traffic that way.
However, this is this one source called http://ow.ly/7uZRF
What... is... that??? Some sort of virus? Some crazy conspiracy website where they see hidden messages in my words of "wisdom"?
Nope. It's some sort of advertising website. What happens is that it transfers you some other website called http://commissioncommando.com/go/. Here, we see a large-scale web advertisement. No biggy. It's just another big annoyance.
So, I tried to close it, as you would if you saw this. However, this website said, "NO. NO U CANT LEEV. I WAWNT U 2 GIV ME CREDT CARD NUMBR!" and one of those infamous "Wait! Don't leave!" messages. However, this one... really took the cake.
"W A I T - You DO NOT Want My Free Course Worth $197?" it said, advertising some product called Assassination or something. I guess it really IS some sort of conspiracy website :P.
"Ok, How about something REALLY Special"
How about, I said. How about it?
"I want to give you a HUGE Discount of 25% OFF!"
OH BOY! 25% OFF OF A FREE PRODUCT! NOW I'M TOTALLY EXCITED!
After I closed the website, I noticed about half of my views are coming from Russia, which more or less come from this... site. YAY...
I hope you guys and girls found this entertaining, because I found it friggin' hilarious.
Again, for all those humans from Canada, the United States, France, Germany, India and Netherlands who are actually reading this, thanks again for the support!
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